One time I got drunk, ran outside naked, went up to this hot guy and said "My boobs are marshmallows, feel them!".
When i was little i was changing the water of my turtle, and as soon as i put him back in the tank he started moving very quickly. I realized it was really hot water, but too late. I still feel guilty :(
I get a lot of compliments from people saying I'm pretty and hot but who actually looks in the mirror and sees that for themselves? I have so many physical flaws, realistically. Who really likes who they are?