I just walked outside and I witnessed a squirrel poop and then turn around smell it and then eat it then he spit it out... #whataworld
Four years ago I needed to go get my hair done, so I went to my mom, but she was in her room and behind the door I could hear her making funny noises. So I walk in normally and I see them... having sex! My dad looked up and stared me in the eye, said "shhhh" and pointed to the door. I backed out really fast. Now whenever I hear my mom making that noise I hide!
When I was in 9th grade I was told my teacher liked me, because she kept asking me questions and giving me A's. I went up to her and said "do you like me? Because if you do I like you too, you are so cute!". The next thing I now I'm in detention for speaking to a teacher like that and she only gave me A's and asks me questions because she thought i was smart...