I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... Fml!
The other day I hacked into my girlfriend's Facebook, because lately she's been avoiding me and I thought she was cheating. Turns out she was busy organizing a surprise birthday party for me. sorry babe!
When I was little every time i'd curse I would feel guilty. So I would get on my knees and say "sorry, Lord". Lol