I'm scared of staying home alone, so when my mom leaves, I walk around with my BB gun, just in case a thief breaks into the house. I know it's stupid, but it's the only way I feel safe!
When I was little, I was walking in the hallway, I threw up and slipped on my vomit. Then I cried and I threw up again. #stupid
One time I was at the train station with my little brother. He saw a brick wall and thought it was the passage for Hogwarts. He ran into it, hit his forehead and started bleeding. I decided to cover his stupidity and told my parents that someone accidentally pushed him. To this day only my brother and I know.
I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid
I honestly feel like I'm too intelligent to be in my sophomore class. I had to point out London on a map because one girl seriously didn't know where it was. The stupidity of my generation is seriously starting to affect my mental well being.