I think I figured out who my dad is finally. I have been waiting 17 years for this. Before I knew who he was I always said if I figured out who my dad is I don't want anything to do with him, but now that I know I want a relationship with him. We have been emailing for two days and I have known him my whole life. He always thought I was his but no one ever said anything. I wonder what he wants.



My best guy friend peed in a balloon, and I threw it at our new principal, just because he tried enforcing uniforms at our high school.



I once told my dad I wanted to go to the mall and he said he would take me. When we got to the mall, we were in Aeropostale and he started playing with one of the naked mannequins' boobs... Everybody was staring at us. #awkward #thanksdad



My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy



When I was in 6th Grade, I went to the toilet and was going to pee like a boy... I thought I was pretty good at it until some pee trickled down my leg... And by some, I mean lots...


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