I keep in contact with all my ex's and girls who shot me down just so I can ruin their lives any way I can by giving them bad advice that seems good. I get a kick out of this.



When I was young, maybe four or so I thought I had down syndrome. I told everyone they had to treat me like a princess and give me what I want because I was special. That continued until my mother got a call from my preschool teachers.



One time i was in line and a man in front of me asked "What are the chances this midget in front of me will bite me if I pet him on the head?".



Yesterday me and my friend were playing truth or dare, she dared me to send a pic of me shirtless to a random number, to day I got to school and my softball coach sent me to the guidance counselor, apparently it was his number.



Yesterday i caught my girlfriend cheating on me in the act... With my step dad. I haven't confronted them yet, but more importantly, have no idea how to tell my mom of her husband's affair. What if my mom works it out with my stepdad? I would have to face the man who stole my woman everyday... And can't do anything about it. TLDR: Being cheated on runs in my friend's family


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