One time I was at the train station with my little brother. He saw a brick wall and thought it was the passage for Hogwarts. He ran into it, hit his forehead and started bleeding. I decided to cover his stupidity and told my parents that someone accidentally pushed him. To this day only my brother and I know.
I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid
I've always wanted to be a doctor. When i was in high school my science teacher would make fun of me and say that i was too stupid to be a doctor. Yesterday i graduated with honors. I called her, she remembered me and said "what do you do now?", I told her "I'm a doctor, **** you." and hung up.
When I was little, I was walking in the hallway, I threw up and slipped on my vomit. Then I cried and I threw up again. #stupid
Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird