When i was little, i was in love with the prince from Cinderella so i would pause the tv when there was his face and french kiss it for a few minutes, lol!
On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. lol
The guy my locker is right next to happens to look a lot like me and everyone thinks we are brother and sister. When everyone found out we were dating they freaked out and told everyone I was dating my brother. lol people are so dumb!
Once when I was about 8, I found a small bag of cat treats that were shaped like hearts. I thought they were a new type of lolly and ate them all with out sharing. Afterwards I felt really sick so I read the back of the packet and they were made out of chicken liver!
When I go to Walmart I like to put stuff in other people's carts. Especially condoms in old men's carts, lol!