I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. lol
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
When I was 13 I accidentally kissed my step brother in a pool party. No one saw, and since then we accidentally make out all the time. #lol
One time i made a copy of a 20 dollar bill and threw it on the ground. Two guys started arguing about who picked them up first, and then they started fighting, you should have seen their faces after they realized they were fake! lol