Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. FML
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. FML
This guy I liked told me he liked my best friend. Then she said she knew he liked her and didn't tell me because she didn't want me to get hurt. Yesterday my crush kept asking me for this girls number that I hate, and I kept saying no. The next day I found out that him and the girl were going out, and my ex-friends were laughing at me because of this. FML
One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #FML