I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #FML
Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #FML #loser
One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #FML
This guy I liked told me he liked my best friend. Then she said she knew he liked her and didn't tell me because she didn't want me to get hurt. Yesterday my crush kept asking me for this girls number that I hate, and I kept saying no. The next day I found out that him and the girl were going out, and my ex-friends were laughing at me because of this. FML
The guy I love gave me an ultimatum to either move in or he would leave me and I didn't give him a quick enough answer so I found out 2 months later he got legit married. FML.