Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. FML.
I like to get into the email accounts of people I know. I found out a guy I know is using his girlfriend and she is just a side girl. I copied all the proof I could, made a fake email and sent it to her, and sent him a few emails too. I don't know what happened but I hope she dumps him and finds someone better. And that's the closest i've ever been to relationship. FML
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #FML
There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. FML