I once got really high and me and my friends decided to walk around town. I started freaking out and ran away. I woke up in the woods the next morning. #weird
The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle #weird #lol
One time I let a stranger into the house on accident. He walked in, told me to don't ever open the door for strangers again and he walked out. weird.
When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.
When I'm home alone, I sing as loud as I can, as long as I can, and as weird as I can. Then someone walks in.