When I go to the corner store to buy stuff, I flash my bra at the cashier and he gives me free snacks. He's 45 years old... I'm not a whore, just a flirt.



I smoke weed behind my boyfriends back. He enjoys his video games, and II enjoy smoking weed :)



When I was 7 I decided to drink mommy's "happy juice". I got wasted and went to poison control.



The first time I ate a sunflower seed, when I was in 1st grade, I though I was going to grow a sunflower in my stomach. So I would eat dirt, drink a lot of water and keep my mouth open to get some sunlight. #wheniwaslittle #weird #lol



I believe I'm pretty smart and eloquent, but when it comes to women I have the mental capacity of a one year old. I'm 20 and I've never been in a serious relationship...


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