The guy I love gave me an ultimatum to either move in or he would leave me and I didn't give him a quick enough answer so I found out 2 months later he got legit married. fml.
Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. fml.
One day i made my brother really mad and he shouted "your adopted!" In my face. Later that night i told my parents what he said and it turns out it was true. I'm 14 and i just found out I'm adopted. fml
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #fml