I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #fml
One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #fml
My mum forgot the keys to the house. Had to climb over the gate, onto the roof and through a window in skinny jeans. I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs. fml
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. fml.