This morning my brother replaced my cologne with booze. I have a job interview in an hour and I smell like a drunk.



When I was 12, my friend dared me to kiss my crush on the lips. When I had the chance, I puked all over him because I was nervous.



My dad had a picture with his black friend framed at my grandma's house and my little brother saw it when he was 3. I was 7 and we went to the grocery store with my grandma. (She lives in the ghetto part of Houston) we went into the grocery store and my little brother saw a black man and ran up to him and screamed, "DADDY!" This black man had chains and gold teeth and a gun in his front pocket.



When i was little I use to swallow pennies for good luck.



I always joke around about not wanting to have kids, but in reality I found out when I was 13 that I will never physically be able to have children, and it's tearing me apart.


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