When I was a kid I believed that swallowing seeds from fruits might cause a plant to grow inside me.




My friend just let off this ripper of a fart on the bus. The stench went though the whole bus and she was kicked off like literally like 100 meters from her house. So I, being her friend, also got off with her. But instead of going to school we chose to go to her house and just chill for the day... and lets just say that chilling, turned into something a bit more warmer...




My parents hate me talking to people online. But I talk people out of suicide and self harming, and they help me. I can't leave them because I don't want them to die. My parents say I'm a waste of space and useless. They beat me trying to stop me from helping people online but it didn't work.




I'm what you would call the typical 'nice guy', but unfortunately for me, i've come to find that just being nice doesn't get you anywhere, it doesn't get you that good job, the girl you go to sleep thinking about, more money, or any of the things you would like to have or experience. I just wish before i die i could kiss a girl and not wake up alone.




Okay, so I'm like that guy that everyone loves because I respect girls a lot. I would hit anyone I see hit or touch a girl disrespectfully. And I'm tired of it because I have trust issues and I can't find the perfect girl, that won't cheat or leave me...



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