I used to love this food thing called creampies. My friend didn't know what they looked like, so I searched "creampie". I can never look at a creampies the same way again. 0_0




When I was in 6th Grade, I went to the toilet and was going to pee like a boy... I thought I was pretty good at it until some pee trickled down my leg... And by some, I mean lots...




Today, I decided to clean up my room, find a job and ask a girl out. I ended up playing Call of Duty all day long.




When I go to Walmart and I don't find what i'm looking for, i'm always scared of walking out without buying anything, and look like a thief. So I buy cheap things that I don't need.




My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol



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