Yesterday my parents bought a new fridge. I liked the old one so, as soon as my parents walked out of the kitchen i flicked the fridge off and told it "**** you!". Then i felt bad, hugged it and said sorry...




When I was 5 my sister pushed me in the pool. Even though I could swim, I acted like I couldn't. She got so scared that she pooped herself.




When I was 13 i asked my mom what 69 was. #awkward




I'm 18, look 12, and sound 8 when I'm on the phone. #theyhaveaballwithit




After a morning run, I was going to run back home. An inner voice told me to walk home so I did. At my street, I saw a truck stuck up against an electricity post, cut right down the middle. Post was leaning. Crazy thing is, I always stand in front of that post when I cross the street. Accident happened mins before my arrival. Had I ran home, I would've been destroyed by that truck. Thank you, God.



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