Today I found out I was adopted, but it doesn't matter, biological or not I have the best parents in the world!




When I was little I thought tampons were fake bullets. Me and my friends would use slingshots and shoot tampons at each other and leave them all over the front yard.




I'm smart, I look quite good, but I have a fear of talking to people. That's why I only have online friends... #sad




A few days ago, my cousin came over with a cute friend. We talked for hours, until I had to go to bed. I heard the door open, and I saw a tall figure emerge. He started kissing me, and thinking he was the friend, made out back. Then, a few minutes later, the door opened, and the light turned on. It turns out, I was making out with my cousin. His friend started laughing really hard. So embarrassing!




When I was in 7th grade I had this gay teacher. One day In class we all got candy. I happened to get skittles. I threw them at him and said "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" I got suspended for a week.



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