I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #fml
My mum forgot the keys to the house. Had to climb over the gate, onto the roof and through a window in skinny jeans. I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs. fml
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... fml!
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. fml
I like this girl in my school and when she asked to sit next to me on a trip and I got really happy. We were about to kiss, when she grabbed a bag and puked because of travel sickness. I spent the trip holding her hair back. fml