When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry
I once was in the park taking a walk, then this man grabbed me, so I punched him in the face. Turned out to be my boyfriend. #lol
Every time I take a book in the library, I write the ending on the first page, so that I ruin it for everybody else after me. #lol #mean
My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy
I always look around and try to find cameras because I think I am in a reality tv show. #lol #stupid