When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. weird, I know.



When I was nine, I had a weird phobia of feet. I always had shoes on, even in the swimming pool.



I once got really high and me and my friends decided to walk around town. I started freaking out and ran away. I woke up in the woods the next morning. #weird



When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.



I like the smell of weird things like the new car smell. I also like the smell of freezers. One time this girl, my sister's friend, got a new bike. It was sitting in the driveway. I smelt the wheels for a while. #weird


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