My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy




When I was 8 I though sex was toughing something while you here naked. So one day I got out of the shower and petted my dog. Butt naked. I hurried up and got dressed and went down stairs. I yelled to my mum and dad "Mom I just had sex!!". You should if seen the loom on their faces. #lol




When i'm on the train and there is someone reading a book, i look it up on my phone and read the ending. I then proceed to pretend i'm on the phone and i say it out loud lolOlol




This guy I was dating told me that he loved me and I didn't want to say it back without hurting him I I said I love youtube really fast. Oops lol




There's this older girl at my school who everyone thinks is a lesbian. Last year she cut her hair short, which is why. Secretly I started really liking her even though I don't know her. Last month I cut my own hair short. I still think she's absolutely adorable but I haven't had the nerve to say hi. Dunno if anyone picked up that I'm a lesbian, lol.



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