I heard something fall into my friend's pond, but was too lazy to go look what it was. Later I learned that her cat had drowned in her pond. I don't know if I should tell her or not...
When I was little I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so I used to pee from my window. It was alright, because I lived in the country, until one day my dad walked by right as I was peeing. Not only I peed all over him, as I tried to avoid him I peed all over my bedroom.
When my sister was little i would pretend to pass out just so she would come to me and bring me water. #lazy #lol