The other day I got into an argument with my brother and I said "You're just mad because I'm hot" and he said "The only thing that's hot is your breath".
When i was little i was changing the water of my turtle, and as soon as i put him back in the tank he started moving very quickly. I realized it was really hot water, but too late. I still feel guilty :(
I find older guys attractive and they can't resist me. I'm too young and too experienced. I cry at night because I wish I could have normal teen crushes but instead I'm kissing young men in college and hot married men. Why do I chose this life?
I really hot girl got on the bus today. I looked at her and smiled until I got major foot cramp and started stretching out and groaning to make it stop. She was totally into me.