My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
My mum forgot the keys to the house. Had to climb over the gate, onto the roof and through a window in skinny jeans. I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs. FML
I like this girl in my school and when she asked to sit next to me on a trip and I got really happy. We were about to kiss, when she grabbed a bag and puked because of travel sickness. I spent the trip holding her hair back. FML
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML