I've been receiving anonymous love letters for the past months. Yesterday i found out that it was my dad writing them, because he felt sorry for me.
The other day I hacked into my girlfriend's Facebook, because lately she's been avoiding me and I thought she was cheating. Turns out she was busy organizing a surprise birthday party for me. sorry babe!
Yesterday my parents bought a new fridge. I liked the old one so, as soon as my parents walked out of the kitchen i flicked the fridge off and told it "**** you!". Then i felt bad, hugged it and said sorry...