I recently dislocated my right wrist. All my friends make fun of me saying that i dislocated it by jerking off, sad part is that they are right..
In 4th grade, there was this kid that farted ALOT and he sat right in front of me. So for Christmas, my mom took me to CVS and we bought him a huge basket of Gas-X,Beano, deodorant, and Febreeze. I thought I was being nice but when I handed it to him he cried. I've always felt so bad about it and now everytime I fart I think of him and it makes me sad.
When i go to the cemetery i often put flowers on tombs that don't have any. It makes me sad that nobody takes care of them.
I'm smart, I look quite good, but I have a fear of talking to people. That's why I only have online friends... #sad