I'm spending the night in a motel sunday because my wife is having a woman over for the night. #FML




Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #FML #loser




One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #FML




I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #FML




I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #FML



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