Last night I got so drunk I ate a steak. Not a big deal, except i've been a vegetarian for the past 5 years.



Whenever I watch The Lion King with my daughter and the song comes on, I can't help but lift her in the air and pretend she is the chosen one.



Last night my boyfriend of four years took me to the best restaurant in town, because he wanted to celebrate his business promotion. My secret is that I wish he proposed to me. #love



When i'm in public I pretend i'm texting just to look busy, but actually i'm reading these secrets.



When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry


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