We had a hamster named Titan one day he got out of his cage and ran behind the tv ... And got electricuted. I was Scared I would get in trouble so I buried him in my backyard.. My parents still don't know what happened to little Titan.
When I masturbate I'm Scared that a catastrophe, like an earthquake or a tsunami, could make the ceiling fall on me and my corpse would be found in jerk off mode.