One time i made a copy of a 20 dollar bill and threw it on the ground. Two guys started arguing about who picked them up first, and then they started fighting, you should have seen their faces after they realized they were fake! lol
My little sister thinks she is a fairy. One day she told me she wanted pixie dust to fly and I told her to pee in a bowl, put sand in it and put it on her body. Ten minutes later she came to me crying she was smelling like pee and told me that she is too heavy for the pixie dust to lift her up. lol
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher had to fix the pencil sharpener and when she went to squat down I saw a dragon tattoo from her back all the way to her butt. And I thought she was proper!lol
Yesterday I taped life size pictures of Robert Downey Junior outside the windows to freak my family out, my dad saw it and fell on the floor scared to death! lol
I met my girlfriend because she added me on Facebook by accident. Every time someone asks we tell a different story. I wonder if anybody will ever find out lol