The guy my locker is right next to happens to look a lot like me and everyone thinks we are brother and sister. When everyone found out we were dating they freaked out and told everyone I was dating my brother. lol people are so dumb!
I threw a pencil at this substitute teacher and it hit him in the head. My friend and i started laughing so hard; he then gave my friend three days in school suspension. Gotta love highschool. lol
When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe lol!
When I was 10 I peed in the bed but I cleaned up myself and poured water on the bottom of my niece to make it seem like she peed in my bed... lol I feel guilty!