One night my mom and I were staying at a Sunday house (a hotel/motel). At around 5:10 am I was the only one up and she farted really loudly, then she did it again even louder. A few minutes later we got a call from the front desk saying someone made a complaint about the noise coming from our room.
I was 11 I was at my cousins house, and I shoved a beebee in my ear. I lied and told my mom after surgery that he shot me.
One time when I was in school with my now ex boyfriend we were kissing and he's taller then me so I got on my toes and when I did I slipped a little and fell over, and while I was falling someone walking by said "drop it like its hot".
A conversation I had at camp:
Me: *laughs at a random thing*
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me:no reason
Camper: I do that alot. I laugh for no reason at all. I'm weird like that
Me: that my dear isn't weird. Its called psychotic
The teacher yelled at me and made me apologize..
