I remember in 5th grade, I was running, and I tripped over a stray football. I fell into this boy... And my lips accidentally brushed against his. He caught me, looked into my eyes, and said one thing. "I am now infected with cooties, you jerk." lol!
I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
This guy I was dating told me that he loved me and I didn't want to say it back without hurting him I I said I love youtube really fast. Oops lol
I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol