One time I got drunk, ran outside naked, went up to this hot guy and said "My boobs are marshmallows, feel them!".
One night my mom and I were staying at a Sunday house (a hotel/motel). At around 5:10 am I was the only one up and she farted really loudly, then she did it again even louder. A few minutes later we got a call from the front desk saying someone made a complaint about the noise coming from our room.
I have never once fallen for a guy because of his looks. Not once! Why is everyone so hung up on how hot someone is? I don't care about what I look like, but if a guy doesn't like me because I don't think I should have to impress them, then that is stupid.