Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol
I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
My friend told me her password for Instagram and everyday I post some random picture. Also at school she's always like "somebody keep hacking my account" and I always mumble under my breath lol!
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
When I was 8 I shaved my dad's eye brow off while he was sleeping. Then i blamed it on my brother. He was grounded for three weeks, lol!