When I was 3 I was mad at my mom, so when we went to the park I ran away and yelled that she kidnapped me. Two cops heard me and almost arrested my mom. lol
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher had to fix the pencil sharpener and when she went to squat down I saw a dragon tattoo from her back all the way to her butt. And I thought she was proper!lol
Ever scince i was 5, my sister would mess with me. So at night i would go into her room and move everything around and when she woke up she would run to my moms room and stay with her till she woke up. Then i would go in there and move everything back the way it was. My parents think she is crazy, and she is starting to believe it too. lol
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.