I talk people into committing felonies. Thus far over 200 people have a record because of me. I guess i have a weird hobby.
I have a birthmark on my cheek that is really puffed up and looks weird. I get stared at all the time - especially by parents who two seconds later tell their kids not to stare. I want to yell at them "STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!" But I settle for making direct, staring eye contact until they look away.
When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.
I recently figured I'm Bi. Or at least I think I am. The problem is I can't tell anyone and it's kind of killing me. None of my friends know and my parents don't know either. I told my siblings and they are weirded out and don't like to talk about it. They still treat me like me but they don't like to mention it. Plus my mom said she didn't want us to be gay or lesbian or anything. I don't know how to tell them.
One time I let a stranger into the house on accident. He walked in, told me to don't ever open the door for strangers again and he walked out. weird.