I remember in 5th grade, I was running, and I tripped over a stray football. I fell into this boy... And my lips accidentally brushed against his. He caught me, looked into my eyes, and said one thing. "I am now infected with cooties, you jerk." lol!
I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
When i ride the bus i like to pretend i'm listening to music with my headphones. Actually i listen to what people say. They think they are safe lol!
My grandpa gave me a stuffed dog when I was 3. I would sleep with it and I wouldn't feel alone, I wouldn't have nightmares and it reminded me of him. The problem i I got so used to it that I am 16 and I still can't sleep without it. lol
When I was 8 I though sex was toughing something while you here naked. So one day I got out of the shower and petted my dog. Butt naked. I hurried up and got dressed and went down stairs. I yelled to my mum and dad "Mom I just had sex!!". You should if seen the loom on their faces. #lol