One day in Ecuador when i was visiting my grandparents, me and some other kid lit a match and threw it on some grass at a park that was right next to the hotel i was staying at and it started a big fire. When the police came they questioned me in Spanish i pretended i didn't know it.
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.
I went to a bar and met a hot guy,made out with him, then came home to my loveless marriage. The guy was 26, I'm 42.
A conversation I had at camp:
Me: *laughs at a random thing*
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me:no reason
Camper: I do that alot. I laugh for no reason at all. I'm weird like that
Me: that my dear isn't weird. Its called psychotic
The teacher yelled at me and made me apologize..
OK so when I was little, I went on a trip to Washington D.C.. I was in the hotel room for a while and I had to pee, but my friend was in the bathroom. So I grabbed a shampoo bottle (I thought it was empty) and peed in it. That night my friend's hair smelled like pee...