I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
One day i made my brother really mad and he shouted "your adopted!" In my face. Later that night i told my parents what he said and it turns out it was true. I'm 14 and i just found out I'm adopted. FML
The guy I love gave me an ultimatum to either move in or he would leave me and I didn't give him a quick enough answer so I found out 2 months later he got legit married. FML.