When I was 10 I was playing with my brothers bebe gun and I shot the vase with my uncle's girlfriends ashes in it and blamed on the cat. We gave the cat away because of that.
One time when I was in school with my now ex boyfriend we were kissing and he's taller then me so I got on my toes and when I did I slipped a little and fell over, and while I was falling someone walking by said "drop it like its hot".
Last year in class, I had this really hot teacher who always showed cleavage. One time I threw my gum at her and it landed between her tits and she told me to come get it... So I did and got a boner... in front of my entire class.
OK so when I was little, I went on a trip to Washington D.C.. I was in the hotel room for a while and I had to pee, but my friend was in the bathroom. So I grabbed a shampoo bottle (I thought it was empty) and peed in it. That night my friend's hair smelled like pee...
I was 11 I was at my cousins house, and I shoved a beebee in my ear. I lied and told my mom after surgery that he shot me.