I regret going to my gay friend's house really drunk after my girlfriend just broke up with me. I just woke up in his bed naked, he's naked and sleeping. #FML
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... FML!
I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. FML.
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML
The guy I love gave me an ultimatum to either move in or he would leave me and I didn't give him a quick enough answer so I found out 2 months later he got legit married. FML.