I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.
When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. FML
I have been proposed by the boy same age as me when I was ten. I feel bad that I said "No" because that is the closest I have gotten to being in a relationship. #FML
This guy I liked told me he liked my best friend. Then she said she knew he liked her and didn't tell me because she didn't want me to get hurt. Yesterday my crush kept asking me for this girls number that I hate, and I kept saying no. The next day I found out that him and the girl were going out, and my ex-friends were laughing at me because of this. FML
I like to get into the email accounts of people I know. I found out a guy I know is using his girlfriend and she is just a side girl. I copied all the proof I could, made a fake email and sent it to her, and sent him a few emails too. I don't know what happened but I hope she dumps him and finds someone better. And that's the closest i've ever been to relationship. FML