When I tried to kill myself, my sister refused to leave me so they had to take her into the ambulance with me. She held my hand and refused to leave me the whole time and when I could finally wake up for about five minutes, she was crying, and told me "I love you and don't want you to die". A cop drove us home because my adoptive parents wouldn't come. When I got home my dad yelled at me. FML
This guy I liked told me he liked my best friend. Then she said she knew he liked her and didn't tell me because she didn't want me to get hurt. Yesterday my crush kept asking me for this girls number that I hate, and I kept saying no. The next day I found out that him and the girl were going out, and my ex-friends were laughing at me because of this. FML
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML