When I was little I fell asleep on my porch with a blanket over me. Everybody was looking for me, neighbors, relatives, friends, and they were about to call the police. Then one of the neighbors found me. At one point they thought i was drowned in the pond, but actually i was just taking the best nap lol!
I remember in 5th grade, I was running, and I tripped over a stray football. I fell into this boy... And my lips accidentally brushed against his. He caught me, looked into my eyes, and said one thing. "I am now infected with cooties, you jerk." lol!
When I was younger, my dad was really racist and against gays so I made out with my gay black friend outside the school when my dad was picking me up so that he would see just to make him mad. Got grounded for 2 months and suspended from school. lol so worth it.
I posted a profile on Zoosk under female, wanted, 24, looking for a bi female to join me and my fiancee. My stepmom responded to it. I turned her down saying that she was too manly lol
My grandpa gave me a stuffed dog when I was 3. I would sleep with it and I wouldn't feel alone, I wouldn't have nightmares and it reminded me of him. The problem i I got so used to it that I am 16 and I still can't sleep without it. lol