I really hot girl got on the bus today. I looked at her and smiled until I got major foot cramp and started stretching out and groaning to make it stop. She was totally into me.
OK so when I was little, I went on a trip to Washington D.C.. I was in the hotel room for a while and I had to pee, but my friend was in the bathroom. So I grabbed a shampoo bottle (I thought it was empty) and peed in it. That night my friend's hair smelled like pee...
I keep in contact with all my ex's and girls who shot me down just so I can ruin their lives any way I can by giving them bad advice that seems good. I get a kick out of this.
My dad shot himself three years ago. When we found out we were all in shock. I was crying in my bedroom, my mom walked in and told me "it's all your fault" because i didn't go with them to the lake some days earlier. I think about these words every day.