I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. FML.
This guy I liked told me he liked my best friend. Then she said she knew he liked her and didn't tell me because she didn't want me to get hurt. Yesterday my crush kept asking me for this girls number that I hate, and I kept saying no. The next day I found out that him and the girl were going out, and my ex-friends were laughing at me because of this. FML
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.