When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry
I have a bladder problem that makes me unable to hold my pee when I am asleep, so I have to not drink any liquids 2hrs before I sleep and I have to force myself to pee before I sleep. It's awkward!
One time this guy asked me out with balloons flowers and a giant sign but he spelled my name wrong.. I still said yes. awkward.
I fell in love with a woman half my age. She was a co-worker and she does not know just how much she made me feel worthy to feel love again after many years of painful experiences. I quit that job, because I was making things awkward for her and her BF. I will never know if it was real or just my intense desire to connect with a woman again.
When I was 10 I walked into the boys bathroom. I was so tired that I walked into a stall that a boy was in, I didn't realize and sat on him. #awkward