I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
I have a birthmark on my cheek that is really puffed up and looks weird. I get stared at all the time - especially by parents who two seconds later tell their kids not to stare. I want to yell at them "STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!" But I settle for making direct, staring eye contact until they look away.
So I met this guy in the zoo. He told me his favorite animal is Camel. When I asked him why, he went on about how remarkable the humps are -the way it always stay cool even in the driest day and that he can stare at it all day. He also mention about the unique shape of its toe and he would also kiss it all day long. I thought to myself: "what a weird guy he is" until his GF, Camellia, show up.
One time I let a stranger into the house on accident. He walked in, told me to don't ever open the door for strangers again and he walked out. weird.