When was young i used to climb in the fish tank because it was really big and it felt like a huge bath with hot water.
One time, when my friend was over, we were going to go in my brother's room to use his legos, but when we walked in he had his penis in a hotdog bun and was taking pictures.
When i was little i was changing the water of my turtle, and as soon as i put him back in the tank he started moving very quickly. I realized it was really hot water, but too late. I still feel guilty :(
I saw a dog attack a kid in my neighborhood so from inside my house i shot the dog. No one knows where the bullet came from.
When I was 11 I was starting to lose faith in santa's existence so to convince me he was real my dad dressed up like him and made a lot of noise Christmas night. I went out to see what all the commotion was and saw an obvious impostor, so I snuck back to my room, grabbed my pellet gun, and called the police. Inevitably i shot my dad about 40 times and got a swat team response.