Two weeks ago I was confirmed. I got up to the alter and froze. The Priest said something and I had no clue what I was supposed to say back. Guess the Priest thought it was funny.
I've recently met this awesome guy on the internet. He's one year older than me and lives about 1,000 miles away. I know he feels the same, but I'm afraid to ask him out because I'm extremely cautious and shy, yet when I'm older I want to meet him and he has said the same. He calls me pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, smart and funny. I hope when I get older I will have the privilege of meeting this guy.
Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.