I think there is a camera in the shower head and I act as sexy as possible, but end up looking ridiculous. #funny #stupid
I'm scared of staying home alone, so when my mom leaves, I walk around with my BB gun, just in case a thief breaks into the house. I know it's stupid, but it's the only way I feel safe!
I was flirting with this girl in a random chatroom, we really liked each other so after she told me that she had just broken up with her stupid boyfriend, we decided to trade pictures. And that's when I found out she was my ex.
When I was going to the airport alone for the first time, I got kind of lost looking for my flight. I was on my way to the beach and I was wearing shorts and a tank top. I stood at a line to a flight I thought was mine. I wanted to look professional, so I acted cool, just looking through my phone. I didn't notice I was on my way to Alaska until a guy with a ski jacket bumped into me. #awkward #stupid
I honestly feel like I'm too intelligent to be in my sophomore class. I had to point out London on a map because one girl seriously didn't know where it was. The stupidity of my generation is seriously starting to affect my mental well being.